NYsux
March 3rd, 2005, 04:57 AM
I moved to the city last year to accept a job offer for almost $100K per year. Since I couldn't afford to live in the over-priced, arrogant Manhattan, I rented on Long Island, and commuted by train daily.
I have since moved out of NY - gave up my good-paying job and relocated to a much nicer, less-crowded, more affordable region of the country. Believe me, it was worth it! Getting away from you surly "New Yawkas" and your sleazy, gangster-sounding accents was the best decision I made!
But why should I be surprised - a lot of you are Donald Trump wannabes (and trust me, you will only be wealthy and powerful like him in your wildest, wettest dreams). And what's so great about him anyway? He's an arrogant womanizer, and now he's BANKRUPT!!! What a bag of slime!
Another thing: a lot of you in NY are liberal Dems who voted for Kerry in the last election. But that's okay - you deserve flipflops like him, and especially his whiney bitchy wife Ter-AY-zuh. All I can say is thank God the MAJORITY of America rejected your Eastern trashy way of thinking, and re-elected Bush. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Deal with it!!!
You New Yorkers are losing ground fast! Before 1980, New York was the most populated state in the nation. Then CA took over, and you fell to 2nd place. Now, Texas has taken you over, and NY has DROPPED to third place. Soon, states like Florida, North Carolina, Illinois, Georgia, Arizona, and Virginia will outgrow you sleazebags!
And why is NY losing population? It's obvious - People are growing sick of rat-infested dump pits like New York, and New Joisey. The weather is lousy, but it matches your lousy, surly, negative attitudes. I'm now in a sunnier, friendlier, and more patriotic region of the U.S. now. Who needs NY???? Hope all of you drop dead from breathing your filthy air - and all the STRESS of just living there!
I have since moved out of NY - gave up my good-paying job and relocated to a much nicer, less-crowded, more affordable region of the country. Believe me, it was worth it! Getting away from you surly "New Yawkas" and your sleazy, gangster-sounding accents was the best decision I made!
But why should I be surprised - a lot of you are Donald Trump wannabes (and trust me, you will only be wealthy and powerful like him in your wildest, wettest dreams). And what's so great about him anyway? He's an arrogant womanizer, and now he's BANKRUPT!!! What a bag of slime!
Another thing: a lot of you in NY are liberal Dems who voted for Kerry in the last election. But that's okay - you deserve flipflops like him, and especially his whiney bitchy wife Ter-AY-zuh. All I can say is thank God the MAJORITY of America rejected your Eastern trashy way of thinking, and re-elected Bush. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Deal with it!!!
You New Yorkers are losing ground fast! Before 1980, New York was the most populated state in the nation. Then CA took over, and you fell to 2nd place. Now, Texas has taken you over, and NY has DROPPED to third place. Soon, states like Florida, North Carolina, Illinois, Georgia, Arizona, and Virginia will outgrow you sleazebags!
And why is NY losing population? It's obvious - People are growing sick of rat-infested dump pits like New York, and New Joisey. The weather is lousy, but it matches your lousy, surly, negative attitudes. I'm now in a sunnier, friendlier, and more patriotic region of the U.S. now. Who needs NY???? Hope all of you drop dead from breathing your filthy air - and all the STRESS of just living there!