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[Senestro13]

have a question burning question you want to ask but can't talk to your friends and family about. then let me a total stranger take a crack at it.

my credentials: i taught miss cleo all she knows, i watched dr.phil on oprah a few times and i'm more charming then he is. hummmmm what else... i'm sorta entertaining/annoying... i'll help kill the boring work day hours.



ok First caller, Patrick from Hoboken writes: i'm starting to date this (sista) girl and it's getting to become serious. This issue is she makes a alot more money than me. i mean alot more then i do. I got a good job (FBI Agent) but I cant afford the bling bling she wants? What should I do good Dr?

[Senestro13]

Well patrick you have to be tru to yourself. you can be the superman she wants/needs to be but what happens when she finds out that your just a man not super. Will she stay or go? If she only wants you for the bling bling. Then my friend she is what we call a chickenhead, golddigger, cut her loose.
You need someone that will challenge you to be the best you, you can possibly be, not someone who's always looking for a free-be. ok your FBI agent and she makes more then you...ok, i'll ask , for the classes sake, what does she do for a living?

[Senestro13]

Z-man From CORAM ask: there's this girlat work i'm intersted iwant to ask her out. but she kinda know's my wife. how do i hook up with her nad not get caught?

[Senestro13]

we'll Z-man...no that i'm condoning this... but you did ask.. so here we go.

Rule #1: Never $hYt were you eat.

Rule #2: the Jump off knwo your spouse, odds are your secret will be told, sooner or later. you better think long and hard if the 3 minutes of estasy is worth it.

Rule #3: Divorce is a pain in the @$$ for us men. trust me you will lose almost everything and have to move in with your parents, think about that.

Rule #4: It's only called cheating, If you get caught....LOL

[Clasione]

I liek you Advice Good Doctor.... :D

[Senestro13]

I liek you Advice Good Doctor.... :Di kow you do. you were my first patient. byt he way you never did pay the bill. i'm sending boris and natasha over to your house.

this is my public announcement for the spring summer season.

ok ladies if you are a size 10 please don't force yourself into a size 2....ladies, ladies, please on behalf of every guy and some girls who like girls with pretty toes... please run not walk to your nearest foot specialist... and take care of your dogs. some of you have some nerve to walk around in open toe shoes/sandles with what passes for talons/claws. it's not a good look, if you toes curl over and under the front of your shoes, trust me on this one.

guys speedos are not a good look if your beer belly is giving your feet and other things shade.

ok now to our Next caller:
stacy from lynbrook: why don't men like going shopping with us girls? spending time with me should be joyful.

[Senestro13]

stacy, quit complaining, your man loves you so much he's willing to go to the store with you. ok ladies here's a tip. we men don't like going shoping with you for hours at a shoe store, make up store or watch you spend 2 hours of our lives picking out the same exact thing you walked in. if you loved us as much as we loved you, you'd have nothing to say when we want to go do guy stuff, like running to best buy, circuit city or whatever electornic store that's in our radius. tech toys makes us guys happy much like your shoes, make up, and clothes make you semi happy till you see you former freind who slept with your ex boyfriend from grade school, wearing the same dress you spent 2 hours to buy.....huummm where was i.

build a bridge and get over it stacy........next caller

[Senestro13]

Joe in Floral Park: how do i get ahead in life/work and love?


well joe... that's pretty easy. hear's a simple formula i learned froma cartoon no less. take to apply in any situation.


'WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER' think of the best way to get to your goal. think of it, whatever it is as a game of chess. think 2 or 3 moves ahead, to make the winning moves.

next caller.................

[Senestro13]

Lucy from valley stream says: my boyfriend likes to scratch his privates and picks his ear when we're in public.



how do I tell him that it's really disgusting and a major turn off....if he's doing that stuff like that in front of you, it just means he's really comfortable with you. Really comfortable.

Well Lucy we men do stupid stuff like that...

But if he's doing it in public, it’s not a good look. Pull him to the side and talk to him. Nip it in the bud before it gets really out of hand. If he's scratching that much... you might want to suggest it might be time to see the doctor. Or change from briefs to boxers

[Clasione]

Joe in Floral Park: how do i get ahead in life/work and love?


well joe... that's pretty easy. hear's a simple formula i learned froma cartoon no less. take to apply in any situation.


'WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER' think of the best way to get to your goal. think of it, whatever it is as a game of chess. think 2 or 3 moves ahead, to make the winning moves.

next caller.................

I agree....

You can never be too far ahead..... only left behind. :eek:

[Senestro13]

caller, HELLO NEXT CALLER!!! DR. SENESTRO IS Here FOR you Listeners...HELLO, ANYONE OUT THERE.


ah eric and Lina from westbury ask... is it a good idea to get a threesome going, to spice up our relationship?


well i'm gonna guess this was eric's idea...(way to go man) anyway.. 3 somes can be fun...until some one is left out in the cold. if you are doing this to spice up a relationship.. then the end is pretty much near. golden mistake is having a 3some with some one you know... don't do it.. get some one out side of your circle. less messy. have fun, i want a full report.

[hrtlessbabe]

LOL..giving an advice from a cartoon, I luv it!!
PS~ is that a pic of Flava Fla?

[Senestro13]

"hey i'm not a cartoon, i'm real!" **Senestro stomps foot and then begins to cry***

[hrtlessbabe]

I have a good question Flava fla I mean Dr. Senestro ...

My fiancee ...got me the same thing on every occassion...absolutely NOTHING!! ..Bday, 1st yr anniversary, V-Day, and mother day....But he buys me thing that I want w/out special occassion~ Being a woman...i like to be surprise and feels like hes thinking of me when "special day" rolls by. I drop him hint and stuff but he just doesn't get it. Now "Father day " is coming....Should i get him what he usually get me, which is nothing? Please let me know what you think. He was never like this until we moved in together.

[Senestro13]

I have a good question Flava fla I mean Dr. Senestro ...

My fiancee ...got me the same thing on every occassion...absolutely NOTHING!! ..Bday, 1st yr anniversary, V-Day, and mother day....But he buys me thing that I want w/out special occassion~ Being a woman...i like to be surprise and feels like hes thinking of me when "special day" rolls by. I drop him hint and stuff but he just doesn't get it. Now "Father day " is coming....Should i get him what he usually get me, which is nothing? Please let me know what you think. He was never like this until we moved in together.very good question.. here we go

1 one ladies you need to realize somethign about us mean. suggestive hints don't work. if you want something be direct. you want thim to give a gifts every now and again... lead by example....if your man is a bright guy he'll catch on. tell him what you want.. then do exactly what you want him to do for you.... another thing.. in the being of every relationship.. we do a few things to impress our mates. after we get them and feeling too comfitable, we stop trying to impress them.

[hrtlessbabe]

Hey u still didn't answer my question.....should i get him something for father day?????? he didn't get me anything for mother day.

[Senestro13]

Hey u still didn't answer my question.....should i get him something for father day?????? he didn't get me anything for mother day.
is he a father? that's totally up to you. how has he been treating you? is he a hard worker? does he have goals for the near future? does he treat you with respect? does he always look out for you? does he love more than life itself? and more important do you love him, flaws and all? if all those questions you can answer with one answer then you have your answer to your question.

[hrtlessbabe]

Yes to all above... But I am asking a general question.

If a man doesn't buy you gift for 1 specific day (let say bday)...
On his special day (bday) should you get him something?
Its not a personal question. Just a general one.

OK let me make it easier:
Your best friend didn't give you a gift on ur bday...when their bday come(and this is a really good friend you care about very much) Will you buy them a gift?

[Senestro13]

the answer is yeah. if your both adults.. your not playing tit for tat.. well that's just me. if i get you something it's cause i want to not cause i'm hoping/waiting for something in return. if it happens....kool...if not...oh well you can't miss somethign u never had

[hrtlessbabe]

I'm gonna get something he already have that I want...and I'll just use it aka borrow.

Kidding

[jenvencop]

i'd buy a gift, i feel the same way two wrongs don't make a right, you never know he/she could be having some financial problems.

[Clasione]

I always prefer buying a gift when it's not expected...

it's more fun, and more of a surprize, and more appreciated...

Buying/giving a gift when it is expected isn't nearly as special....

My .2 cents :rolleyes: