jeff34
October 17th, 2005, 10:51 AM
>> >a Woman Walks Into A Shop That Sells Very Expensive Persians Rugs.
>> >she Looks Around And Spots The Perfect Rug And Walks Over To
Inspect It.
>> >
>> >as She Bends To Feel The Texture Of The Rug She Farts Loudly. Very
>> >embarrassed, She Looks Around Nervously To See If Anyone Noticed
Her
>> >little Accident And Hopes A Sales Person Does Not Pop Up Right Now
. As
>> >she
>> >turns Back, Their, Standing Next To Her Is A Salesman.
>> >
>> >"good Day Ma'am. How May We Help You Today?"
>> >very Uncomfortable She Asks, "sir How Much Does This Rug Cost?"
>> >he Answers, "lady If You Farted Just Touching It, You're Gonna ****
>>your
>> >pants When You Hear What The Price Is .
>
>> >she Looks Around And Spots The Perfect Rug And Walks Over To
Inspect It.
>> >
>> >as She Bends To Feel The Texture Of The Rug She Farts Loudly. Very
>> >embarrassed, She Looks Around Nervously To See If Anyone Noticed
Her
>> >little Accident And Hopes A Sales Person Does Not Pop Up Right Now
. As
>> >she
>> >turns Back, Their, Standing Next To Her Is A Salesman.
>> >
>> >"good Day Ma'am. How May We Help You Today?"
>> >very Uncomfortable She Asks, "sir How Much Does This Rug Cost?"
>> >he Answers, "lady If You Farted Just Touching It, You're Gonna ****
>>your
>> >pants When You Hear What The Price Is .
>